While in a masterclass this morning, shortly after the bonfire conversation, I got to thinking about Gandhi. Nice man, although he thought westerners were silly to have baths as he saw that as bathing in our own dirt. Perceptive, perhaps.

Anyhow, we all know that he didn't wear shoes, and consequently developed very hard skin on the base of his feet. He also lived exclusively on a vegetarian diet, and never cleaned his teeth, which gave him pretty terrible breath and made him a weak man indeed.

All of which, in my estimation, makes Gandhi a Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.

Perhaps Mary Poppins should be told....