Funniest quote:

"Sure, he may be extremely rich with a very large boat, but he has to wear a tea towel on his head."

Chris on Prince Hussein of Jordan, Outback Steakhouse, 5/24/06

Almost moved me to happy tears quote:

"I am very sad to be leaving you tomorrow, but I'm happy because I know that the next time I am here, I'll never have to leave without you again."

Chris on leaving for England, my living room, 5/24/06